by mickeytherat June 26, 2009
A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
by Gerald Woods December 06, 2011
A quick washing of the Penis, Balls & Rectum. The male equivalent of the "PTA bath" or "whore's bath," the key difference being what's being washed.
I was dealing with a severe case of swamp ass so I headed back to the camper and gave myself a PBR bath.
by Mike Penice November 20, 2016
Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.
I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire
I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire
by huckmewild December 06, 2013
An adjective used to describe Chillicothe, IL...anyone who lives there, as well as anyone who lives there, goes to Bradley University and drives a "I'm not a cop-car".
by Matt Libby March 26, 2003
That feeling you get where your ego is larger than your common sense- typically inspired by copious amounts of cheap liquor
by Kipani4888 July 16, 2019
by SeanyTsunami March 20, 2018