Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

Poltock

To "Poltock" is to present invalid, bullshit arguments in order to win a debate and/or argument.

That idiot just poltock'd me!

by Cassandraw May 21, 2016

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

poltersociology

The study of society and the interaction between poltergeist spirits and humans.

Poltersociology studies society and how poltergeists interact with humans.

by Natural Life May 28, 2018

Polture

Made you google it. Doesn’t mean anything it just sounds like a good username. In my mind it’s just reminds me of chicken pop culture. Because it’s all silly. Like you, wasting time googling this.

What is his username? “Polture” what’s that mean? One second let me google it.

by Clustered Peas October 20, 2018

Poltergust

A sort of vacuum, however it is primarily used for ghost busting instead of cleaning. Money, golden bones, dust, and rodents can also be collected.

"Luigi, can you take care of this ghost bugging me with your poltergust?"

by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019

The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022