papal smear

The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope

Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect

by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013

Paayal

a girl who is brown and has smooth short legs

friend: yo did you see that short girl with the shaven legs?
me: yeah she was a total paayal

by needleyboy April 22, 2019

49th parallel

Slang reference for the border between the United States and Canada. The 49th parallel of latitude does make up the western third of the U.S. - Canada border (the border dips south through the Great Lakes region), but the term refers to the entire border, referring to both the geographic and cultural divide between the two countries. Although scrutiny is understandably higher since 9/11, the border is still probably the most open international border in the world.

The 49th parallel is the longest undefended border in the world.

by Eugene206 December 8, 2006

Papala

A word that Lil Mosey uses in his song

My niggas they papala

by Hashkach August 12, 2018

Parallel

Two separate scenarios with the same line, act, meaning, etc. Often seen in tv shows like Andi Mack.

Andi Mack stan: did you know that Buffy carries Cyrus once every season in Andi Mack?
Broski 1: no way! Dang, the writers sure do love writing parallels in this show

by bigyeeterz July 27, 2019

straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

criminally pagal

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003