tonsil painting

The act of nut busting in someone's mouth. Shooting a load down someone's throat. See protein paint.

I slammed my meat pipe down her throat 'til I was tonsil painting.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 6, 2010

Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004

Therapeutic Painting

Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.

-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!

by welovecsi July 20, 2009

Finger painting

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.

"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"

by plastic deer. April 9, 2010