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ass patter 

Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.
Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.
ass patter by dogflesh November 2, 2020

circle pattern pants patter 

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.
i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

National Gramse-Patter-Dag 

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.
-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

chin patter

Rueben Patterson of NBA fame sodomizing his childrens nanny
Oh Rueben please stop I cant breathe
chin patter by talk_shows_on_mute February 19, 2005

Pitter patter 

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.
Pitter patter by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.
Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.
chin patter by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005