cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.

Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient

by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016

patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

by JMC70 January 18, 2017

PatientVlogs

A YouTube channel created by two canadian guys. very funny and interesting!

have you seen the new PatientVlogs video?
Yes, it's so coool!

by patientvlogs September 21, 2011

customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.

Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.

by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017

Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019

leukaemia patient

when someone is bald

u look like a leukaemia patient girlie😻😻😻

by iconicslut February 24, 2022

paineth

explicit part of the male anatomy

You can lick my paineth!

by Anonymous March 7, 2003