pasty

A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE

John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!

by Yellow tree May 8, 2005

payvy

a sexy, sexy, girl
amazing personality wise, and sexually satisfying to the max
the best girl you get your dirty hands on
clever, hot, awesome, SEXY!

"that payvy has such a hot body"
"my girls a payvy, she makes me so hard!"

by leaf4 May 25, 2008

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016

pasky

a rag or towel used to wipe jizz of a man's large cock

She wiped my cock with a dirty old pasky she found under her bed.

by ohhh yeaa July 29, 2009

Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.

I'm gona smash your pasty

by LSCC October 15, 2008

Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008