one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003
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I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
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by Erinnmoo April 21, 2021
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“ I’m looking for a loyal man, but I can’t seem to find one these days”
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Get the Dual Passporting mug.Men in the west who understand that the west (particularly the U.S.) is a sinking ship, both financially and culturally, and therefore, choose to live in countries where their money goes further and they're treated with more respect, particularly by women.
Passport Bros understand that their lives would be better in places like Southeast Asia and Eastern Europe, because strong family values are still seen as the norm in places like that. Hook-up culture isn't as rampant in those parts of the world, and thus, the population, especially the women, are far less damaged. They create better and stronger family units.
Passport Bros tend to get "bullied" by western women, who, ironically, prove why those Passport Bros exist in the first place. And for some reason, black men are the primary target of that bullying, though men of all races, especially men with the money to do so, are leaving the west for a better life abroad. Perhaps the bullying comes from the fact that it's the men with money, the men that these women want the most, that are the ones leaving.
Passport Bros understand that their lives would be better in places like Southeast Asia and Eastern Europe, because strong family values are still seen as the norm in places like that. Hook-up culture isn't as rampant in those parts of the world, and thus, the population, especially the women, are far less damaged. They create better and stronger family units.
Passport Bros tend to get "bullied" by western women, who, ironically, prove why those Passport Bros exist in the first place. And for some reason, black men are the primary target of that bullying, though men of all races, especially men with the money to do so, are leaving the west for a better life abroad. Perhaps the bullying comes from the fact that it's the men with money, the men that these women want the most, that are the ones leaving.
The Passport Bros are finding greener pastures and happier, less stressful, more peaceful lives outside of places like USA, Canada, and the UK.
by Common Sense 7 February 26, 2023
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when G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian people
and killed their first born's. It also celebrates
the time when the Jews left Egypt.
On Passover you may not eat bread.
when G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian people
and killed their first born's. It also celebrates
the time when the Jews left Egypt.
On Passover you may not eat bread.
When is Passover?
Where are you going for passover?
Where are you going for passover?
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