Parkour

An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.

I know a dude who says he does “Parkour”. Seems like a desperate douche.

by Diaper8 March 8, 2023

Parkour

An exuse for a bunch of running and jumping and being able to not get in trouble

Guy1: hey let's go do some parkour.
Guy2: yes I always wanted an exuse for jumping and running! Let's go

by Minemonkey9999 December 14, 2014

Parkour

The French term for “Code Lazar”

Bro 1 “Do you do parkour?”
Bro 2 “You mean use?”
Bro 1 “What?”
Bro 2 “Do I use code lazar?”
Bro 1 “Oh yeah! Do you?”
Bro 2 “Yeah. Only retards don’t”

by John Fiddleton April 23, 2019

parkoured

To have done the act of Parkour/Freerunning.

Dude, I just parkoured over that gazebo the other day.

by FrizB May 17, 2007

Parkour

1. Jumping on to things
2. Jumping off of things

when i do parkour, i get in the zone. i see a bench, i know that i can go up to it, jump off and tumble, or just run around the bench and tumble. theres so many options!

by whatha hell is a pseudonym???? June 28, 2010

Parkour

The use of your environment to move from point A to point B in the quickest time possible.

Often times considered a sport, but that is false. Parkour is more of a lifestyle than a sport. It cannot be a sport in that there are no rules, teams, nor strict styles and "fields".

Many people will form a "team" but do not realize that it is only a group or club. More often considered a community.

Commonly confused with Freerunning

I will parkour from that building to the next.

by keiien November 28, 2012

Parkour

To fuck a bitch 7 times in a 24-hour span

man jacob parkoured that israeli bitch alll damn day

i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour

by hard core parkour January 4, 2010