Parker

a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary

B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

Parker

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.

Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!!
Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!

by Celine P. June 01, 2017

Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.

Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013

Parker

parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.

damn that guys the best. he must be a parker

by parker’s bestie October 02, 2018

Parker

Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.

Tom: Shit man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!

by brandon420 December 28, 2007

Parker

This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.

Parker, a manly beast - said someone
I know he is- said her bff

by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017

Parker

A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.

Dude: I wish my friend was Parker.
Boy: I know, He's so smart and has a way around girls.

by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 06, 2020