Palinguist

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.

Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island

by bluespiper November 3, 2010

hot palming

1. the practice of getting your hands as hot as you can physically handle and then jerking it
2. jerkin it with icy hot (or equivalent)

"dude, how'd you burn your hand?"
"put it in the toaster for some hot palming"
"ow!"

by hottentot23 August 23, 2011

Palinga

A word you refer to the penis when you try to teach your catholic child the difference about boys and girls.

boys have palingas and girls have cooters.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Palming

When someone dosent have no genetial area there is just an empty bit of skin. so when someone like that has sex with another person with the same condition they have to scissor and while they are scissoring it sounds like two palms (and only the palms) slaping and hitting each other at a certain amount and speed...

Matt: hey have you ever done some palming?(points at his palm to confuse him)

Josh: oh yeah i do...

Matt: do you even know whart that means?

Josh: no...what does it mean?

Matt: (explains the definition)

Josh: dude man i do have something there...

Matt: thats not wat you said a fiew minutes ago you faggot

by Ipod Jon November 26, 2009

Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

by cory&marcus August 23, 2011

Pacing

When your heart is beating very far due to the use of stimulant drugs such as cocaine.

Dude I need to sit down for a second, I snorted half my body weight and I'm pacing so hard right now!

by Define Savoury June 28, 2016

dry palming

Jerkin' the gerkin without any lube, usualy while regailing over some pr0n

Spanky was so hot for his old man's pr0n that he was dry palmin' it.

by DoogZ January 16, 2004