Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "

by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009