Paintbrush sex

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.

Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..

by The_Arteest December 30, 2022

hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016

Dirty Paintbrush

When a male ejaculates into his hand. He then proceeds to rub the semen onto the testicle hair and then runs the testicle hair over the woman's face. Hence, giving her the dirty paintbrush

I can't go out tonight... My wife wants to try the dirty paintbrush and I can't turn it down!

by Mexidong June 24, 2018

painters arm

After painting out in the sun its not unusual to have a tan line that goes from the sleeve down.

Michael has amazing painters arm

by K-dizzle1299 March 5, 2011

paintbrush dick

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.

He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.

by Unchbo March 20, 2017

paintbrush

halfway between the degridation of an open handed bitch slap and a full on punch. to slap someone with a semi closed fist where the hand is in the shape it would be if one were holding a paintbrush.

Stephine was talking mad shit at the party, so Caitlin walked up and gave that bitch a paintbrush in the mouf.

by bsffreak May 10, 2008

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014