PAF

Abbreviation, "Poor As Fuck." Generally reflects a temporary (or more drastic) lack of funds.

Hey buddy, do you want to go out for lunch today?

No, man, I'm PAF. Ask me again on payday.

by colts2009 February 14, 2017

Paf

Positive thing/ experience/ moment

Oh my god that was so paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

PAF

pussy ass face

Pissed off brooklyn millennial officer: "piss off you PAF"

by Auzzie_is_a_name March 11, 2021

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011

PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

PAF

Phat Ass Forte, this abbreviation is in reference to a kid named forte, who has a phat ass. (it’s crazy plump)

Damn, look at PAF (phat ass forte) go, i mean that shit claps when he walks.

by joecrenshaw November 20, 2023

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009