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Max Payne

by 1337guy September 22, 2003
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Paynette

A name given to the loyal 'followers' of the one and only Liam Payne.

commonly seen wearing knee high socks & superman tops and to get Mr Payne's attention seen crying.
Also known to follow Liam Payne's poor grammar and spelling and sympathising for his loss of his turtles, because there dead.
Example 1;
Boy: You love that guy way too much
Girl: Hell yea! i'm a Paynette- OH MY GOD LIAM
*Liam doesn't see*
Girl: *bursts into tears and pulls up knee high socks*
Liam: I love you. Marry me?!
by Abi Paynette May 5, 2011
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Liam Payne

Liam Payne entered The X-Factor In 2008, But only got through to Simon's House. He tried again in 2010 and got to boot camp where he was put in a group with 4 other soloists consisting of Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne. They are now called One Direction who currently preform on X-Factor and are loved by many teenage girls - And, He's probably the most fit guy in forever.
Liam Payne Is So Fit!! :)
by BalletDancer October 24, 2010
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Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.
by alpha November 9, 2003
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padunkadunk

junk in the trunk. other wise known as a persons backside, or ass.
damn look at that padunkadunk!
by steve December 17, 2004
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max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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padner

Dat is my padner over dere.
by Zechariah April 23, 2007
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