padvocate

A woman who adamantly prefers maxi pads over tampons.

Sarah wouldn't wear a tampon for anything, she's a total padvocate!

by Rosmer Tinef February 20, 2015

Padookie

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

Palookaville

The middle of nowhere, back of beyond. A place where a no-name nobody (e.g a journeyman golf pro)lives.

As soon as Jerry Kelly has worked that flukey streak out of his system, he'll be going back to Palookaville where he belongs.

by S April 26, 2004

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

Padoodle

A stripping game played in a car. When a car with a faulty headlight passes by you slam your fist on the roof of the car and shout "padoodle." The last one to shout padoodle or not shout it at all must remove an article of clothing.

Everyone: "Padoodle!"
Guy: "Shit, I was there goes my other sock."

by fusion_tag November 18, 2010

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

padovan

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.

Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"

by microsdcard January 10, 2012