The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.
"We clearly have no life since we just spend 73 dollars on pads at Walmart to go padding.."
by Kayla Dayngerous May 17, 2013
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People who are born into very posh well to do familys but live in squalor/poverty. Hence the name PADS- Posh And Dirtys.
That dirty posh Pad.
I was born into a family of Pads but now my living room isnt covered in bits of cereal.
by A.Z.P.u January 5, 2008
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your home or place where you live e.g. house , Crib.
*me speaking to an attractive girl* hey miss you wanna go back to my pad and check out my art collection and maybe afterwards have a few alcoholic beverages?

her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "

me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"
by Richie Spice September 8, 2011
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I can't do anything today because I went out last night, got drunk and now have PADS
by Courtney Mahler May 11, 2008
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A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Grant, he seems to be in a bad mood"

Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"

Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
by Max_TheBallCrushers_Rudy July 9, 2011
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(n) A word used in South-West Scotland used to describe a path, pavement etc.
Am away oot tae shovel the snaw aff the pad. (Scots)

I'm going out to clear the snow off the pad. (Eng.)
by Marty16853 December 31, 2011
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Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome: It speaks for itself. Or more like...*he* speaks...*and* drives... for *himself*!
So a few weeks ago I was walking past the local Chevron station, when I heard a guy yell, "Fuck you!!!" I turned and looked at the gas pump island -- and saw that it was aguywithsunglasses screaming at the driver of a car getting gas. Something then crossed my mind....what car does this charming person drive? Well, how-de-day...guess what....you know it...it was...a...Porsche!!! Yes, once again PADS (Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome) strikes!!!
by Ted Servo August 19, 2008
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