Ook for a fiver

A paid blowjob.

(To a homeless person)
Can I get an ook for a fiver?

(From a homeless person)
I dealt man an ook for a fiver and have me no regrets.

by SAT_VOCABULARY June 21, 2025

Ooking

Amazing, great, phenomenal, brilliant, awesome, etc. A superlative used to describe something. Popular in the North West of England. Possibly derived from local pronunciation of a ruder expletive.

Kid A: Hey look, I got two cards in my bubble gum wrapper!
Kid B: Ooking!

by crowriver December 8, 2023

Ook

A detestable, insipid person; nerd, wimp. The Dictionary of American Slang, Fourth Edition by Barbara Ann Kipfer, PhD. and Robert L. Chapman, Ph.D.

Does even an ''ook'' give out with a wolf whistle?

by Amy amber A. March 14, 2018

ook

Slant OK

OOK OK

by xcvgbhgfdfgb July 6, 2016

The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series

In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

ook

printer with paper and spells mokamaka

yooo have you seen that ook the other day?

by AlammarDick November 20, 2019

Ook

The sound a monke makes when it feels excited, sad, or angry.

"OOK! You Will suffer in hell, for Insulting our monke Tribe! OOK! OOK!"

"ook, ook! Monke like, monke LIKE! Ook Ook!!"

"oookk..... Monke no like... Oook.. Ook.."

by MonkeManOok! January 8, 2021