Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
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