One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.

My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..

by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026

Hidden one inch

A spot on a man’s body between your ass and your balls. That hidden inch is there but not that many ladies or dudes have seen it.

She loves giving my an oral pleasure with a juicy lick on my hidden one inch.

by Johhny Longhorn August 22, 2021

officer one-inch

a male with a small dick

officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless

by F.M.C December 9, 2008

one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

Oneinchitus

A disease unfortunately very common among carpenters, cabinetmakers, plumbers and a select few other trades. This is a nervous disease which causes the subject to read the tape one inch too short, causing a cut which is totally perfect, except it’s one inch too small.

I swear to God man, Norm has got some real bad oneinchitus this week.

by FrankJoe July 22, 2020