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Oneinchitus

A disease unfortunately very common among carpenters, cabinetmakers, plumbers and a select few other trades. This is a nervous disease which causes the subject to read the tape one inch too short, causing a cut which is totally perfect, except it’s one inch too small.

I swear to God man, Norm has got some real bad oneinchitus this week.

by FrankJoe July 22, 2020