Tom

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

by Tom Knapp June 10, 2006

TOM

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

by k.ann.h April 12, 2006

Tom

A very handsome man who all the girls are secretly attracted too. He is usually tall, brown haired and sporty. They are quite often English and will beat you up if you ever try to fight one.

That boy is definitely a Tom.

by Jajjais April 07, 2020

tom

a short way of saying tomcat (n. a sexually active male with multiple female partners, v. to seek out new female partners)

i was chillin with that tom, jerry. that mutha gets more pussy than he can shake a stick at.

by dj ian August 12, 2007

Tom

Tom is a Canadian goose who is really good at sport and extremely attractive

You are a Tom

by Jomumma58 August 26, 2020

Toms

lesbians

by scampi and chips June 05, 2003

Tom

A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.

I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.

by finnafail200 June 28, 2011