Flopped

Being highly fucked up on xanax, kpins, or valuims

Damn i was flopped last night!

by snow bunny and kryptonite April 19, 2010

flopped

That sensation one can experience when they collapse onto a comfortable surface after strenuous activities. This feeling occurs after a "flop" has taken place, which is the action of flopping down onto the comfortable surface. At times a good flop can in fact surpass the feeling of sexual intercourse.

Gavin: " That flop was outstanding! I feel truly flopped.

Dylan: "I was so flopped last night I almost jizzed!"

by Goerge101 June 19, 2011

flop

When someone says something has done poorly but in reality is doing really well.

BIGBANG's new songs flopped.

by 24kAU December 19, 2016

the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.

MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

flop

when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse

Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man

by Chrisisonfire12345 November 4, 2007

Flops

A pair of female breasts. Usually referring to and ugly, 'floppy' or sad looking pair of breasts. Not a flattering term; do not attempt to use as a compliment, such as : "You have an amazing pair of flops."

That hose hound had some serious flops on hers.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

Flopping

The alternative to the planking game it is an activity consisting of flopping over objects in a public place - the stranger the better - and posting photos on social networking sites.

To start in flopping you have to perfect your technique. To do this you may need to spend a good few hours flopping over objects in your home, imagining that you are a floppy doll. It is best to practice in the privacy of your bedroom or living room before you’re ready to take your art to the streets.

Happy with your flopping style? Now it’s time to identify a target. The more outlandish and exotic the better. Don’t be afraid to think big.

Having a few friends round?

Flop over friends (permission will be required).

by The flopmaster July 23, 2011