Farming

During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.

John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO

by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012

farm

another word for a man's genital area

"just left yo man's farm"
"how many acres is yo man's farm?"

by jaimexleigh October 7, 2008

Farm

Farm is a word used by people who mishears someone saying "alright fam" (Fam - family)

Dude 1: Alright Farm

Dude 2: wtf? are you on about

Dude 1: erhh...

Dude 3: I think he means "alright fam"

Dude 2: hahaha

Dude 3:hahaha

by MC public urination October 8, 2011

farm

One's "junk" or genital region.

As a proposition: "Hey guy's wanna see my farm?"

by UrbanDEV March 8, 2010

farm

Grow plants.

Very active place where people go to gather.

Doesn't he farm marijauna plants in his closet?

I am not sure what I am doing tonight, probably going over to the usual farm though.

by DIGGERß March 28, 2004

Farming

To go out on and steal things from cars, houses, yards. Something theives do.

He was exhuasted becuase he was out farming last night.

by November May 19, 2005

farm

Verb: to function in a logical manner; to make sense.

"This doesn't farm!"

OR
"People say there was a second shooter in Kennedy's assassination, but does that really farm?"

by Ha-Hee Prime May 1, 2011