put a smile on one's face 

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

put a smile on one's face by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

I'm on one 

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

I'm on one by Someone Great November 13, 2011

Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

Walking On One's Lips by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
D

to put a cat on one's head by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017

have a monkey on one's back 

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

have a monkey on one's back by Light Joker March 31, 2005

one on one 

1. When you go from dating someone to being in an exclusive relationship.
2. Becoming someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Friend 1: Dude, when are you guys gonna go one on one?
Friend 2: I'm not ready for a relationship yet.

Friend 1: I thought you were going one on one with her.
Friend 2: Naw, man. I don't want to give up the other pussy.

one on one by Juppy George January 16, 2009