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Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.
"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"
by Shady Dip March 8, 2008
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Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 26, 2012
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Old Man's Child

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/
by Limblessless January 17, 2009
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Old Man Strong

Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.
Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?

It's old man strong, kid.
by Jitty015 July 24, 2006
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Old man syndrome

The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.

Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
by pseudonymis maximus November 3, 2010
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Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012
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old man fetish

A person especially a girl who has a strong affection toward men that age about 60+
Girlfriend: All of my ex and current boyfriends are older than me 50 years
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.
by old man fetish November 18, 2015
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