Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".

I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"

by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008

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a)this is a person's name lives in US
everyone lives in korea hates him terribly
b)this is used in terrible case such as the word''fuck''
c)a word to trick or cheat someone

man:you stole my documents which is my company's core!
woman:haha
man:and, you took my pulse and all my money when i was not in my place!
woman:yeah! i hate you very much, and i will kill all of your familly and you!
man:Fuck you!,you are ohno!

by Detail_Lure September 4, 2003

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