Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009