Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

Scrape The Shit Off My Shoe

A term of contempt to one disliked.

"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"

by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025