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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

National slap ass while hugging day.
So go give you crush a slapping hug
It's October 22nd! Go give Jenny a ass slap hug!
by Asslly October 21, 2019
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October 22nd

The day bestest of all friends are born
Steph my bff was born today ; its October 22nd
by oconomowocghudv October 20, 2019
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October 22nd

On october 22nd cover your tits because its slap a nipple day
by oogabooga69420 October 22, 2019
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October 22nd

It’s october 22nd!! Let’s skip school
by Pttt October 19, 2019
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22nd October

My 宝贝 Tingyi’s birthday 😘😘
Aren’t I the best?
Oh my it’s the 22nd October! Hmm should I throw my pookie wookie tingyi into the ditch as a birthday present 🎁🤔🤔
by 你的最爱 October 21, 2023
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October 22nd

National scream PIZZA day!
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.
*you and a friend just walking down the hallway of your school* you: It’s October 22nd, PIZZA!
by Sksksks scrunchies October 21, 2019
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