OBFF

Online Best Friend(s) Forever

Losing touch after college, Erin and Trevor reconnected several years later on Facebook and now, communicating strictly via computer, are OBFF.

by Erin and Trevor May 29, 2007

Offloner

Someone who causes people to go offline when they talk to them on an IM/Facebook/Myspace etc.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2 has gone offline
Person 1: :( why do I have to be such an offloner

by ninjapenguin981 January 22, 2010

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

Offle Jim Jam

A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.

Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!

Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...

by Rawrshack November 30, 2010

offlining

when someone you are talking to online on facebook chat or msn etc goes offline in the middle of a conversation without saying bye.

cheers for offlining me dude!

by dramaqueen94 April 18, 2011

OBFFS

Oh, but for fuck's sake!

OBFFS! That was totally uncalled for!
OBFFS, just open the goddamn door before trying to enter!

by BobKnudor June 30, 2010

Offling

The general way to say sibling's offspring rather than saying "nieces and nephews"

Jenny, do you know who's kids just broke all the vases in aisle 4?

Yeah, they're just my offlings. Sometimes I'm glad they're not mine.

by elzbeththeaunt July 22, 2010