Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)

"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."

by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

offspring

money leach

uhhhhhhhh offspring

by niggeroffender April 9, 2021

Offspring

A person's child/children or an animal's young.

Viviparous animals are the ones who bear offspring. Oviparous animals lay eggs.

by the random. November 21, 2021

offspring

Daughter or son.

My offspring is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

the offspring

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

by The Truth. May 3, 2005

offspring glue

Another word for sperm

Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers

by DJNickyNack December 25, 2010