nutnucker

A person when they are near you are constantly making loud noises, talking loud, and covertly trying to get your attention and getting on your last nerves.

That nutnucker is always beeping his car horn when I'm outside, god he is annoying.

by gettruth December 18, 2023

Numcuck

A little jhit that has no basic knowledge and/or someone who can’t comprehend basic logic or produce knowledgeable things out their mouth.

Every time Val talks to Guy#5 the only sentences he produces sound like a 1st grader trying to speak like a lawyer. Except the only thing he does is contradict himself, like the bi-polar guy he is… he my friends is a numcuck.

by Stubify June 18, 2024

Bareback nutfuck

The bareback nutfuck is a sexual position in which a person with two penises penetrates the other person's anus with one of their penises while caressing their nuts with the other.

It can be historically found in Greek mythology if you look hard enough.

John: "Brooo, went to the pub the other day and this lady gave me a bareback nutfuck. It was sooo good!"

James: "a what"

by xX_ULTR4_PROL4PSE_Xx February 28, 2025