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Gulunga Nozzle

A stupid fucking idiot. Fuck this guy. Fuck you gulunga nozzle you cunt.
I fucking hate you.
Guy: Hello
Gulunga Nozzle: Haha! Funny stinky poo!
Guy: Fuck you, Gulunga Nozzle
by Gulunga Nozzle sucks ass October 2, 2019
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dork nozzle

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit
by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003
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douche nozzle

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
by booo-yah December 16, 2004
mugGet the douche nozzlemug.

Dush Nozzle

The way educationally challenged Germanic people spell douche nozzle.
Big Al: Scot isn't just a dush bag, he's a dush nozzle.
by phousedj April 1, 2009
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douche nozzle

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
by Not1douche March 4, 2009
mugGet the douche nozzlemug.

Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.
1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.
by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 13, 2010
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Nozzle of Life

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"
by 99999ace April 30, 2011
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