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what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022
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Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
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Factual Fact

An ism the most beautiful woman on the planet taught me.
Bethany 641 is the most beautiful girl on the planet. No contest, and that's a factual fact.
by Private015 August 11, 2022
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factual no captual

a statement that is true and factual containing no joke
“i do drugs
factual no captual
by slayer111 June 10, 2022
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Factual

Man: “Today is a hot day
Other man “Factual”
by snibbu2000 June 17, 2021
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Factuals

We should always speak factuals, and an example of a factual is I love stars most, which is definitely true.
Factual is this case is defined as something which is true.
by Samuel James Parris September 6, 2021
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factual donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.
by Factual donkey April 11, 2024
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