nosebleed

A code red mountain dew, with a shot of five hour energy drink in it.

Dude, im so tired... I'm gonna pound a couple nosebleeds.

by SDMAllnight October 16, 2010

Nosebleed

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

nosebleed

Slang for Cherry flavored cough syrup used in the drink Lean.

Hey homie fuck that grape lemme get nosebleed

by JamesTheIsraeliShill January 26, 2018

Nosebleed

Periods for noses

P1 "Yo look Jason got beat up and he has a Nosebleed!" P2 "Isn't that a period for noses?" P1 "Never speak to me again"

by IAmDinnerRoll June 6, 2020

Nosebleed

See: Nose Period

I had my weekly nosebleed/nose period today

by UltimateDoge October 11, 2022

Nosebleed stakes

The poker term 'nosebleed stakes' is a hyperbolic metaphor used to describe the highest possible betting levels in cash games. It borrows from the idiom 'nosebleed seats' which refers to seats in a stadium or theater that are so high up and far from the action that the 'thin air' might jokingly cause a nosebleed. In poker, this translates to the 'altitude' of the stakes being exceptionally high.Typically refers to games starting at $25/$50 or $50/$100 blinds (often labeled as 5kNL or 10kNL), where pots can easily reach six or seven figures.

My bro gambles nosebleed stakes again, darn him

by ItsAllForNothing February 27, 2026

albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010