Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021

Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.

AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."

by Liz Owen May 14, 2006

Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.

Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!

by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007

Noose

A sacred happy rope

I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose

by ArcticSpartan08 October 3, 2019

Noserito

The act of putting a dorito underneath or upon another persons' nose whilst they are sleeping.

We totally noseritoed Cameron last night! He didn't even wake up.

by Chuck1260 August 2, 2016

Noose Flop

When one proceeds to tie a noose around their neck, and get onto an object high enough to do a flip/backflip and hang them self

Little Johnny: Dad! Mom just pulled a noose flop in the kitchen

by yung._meme May 28, 2018

Ground Noose

Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.

Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.

by Boneroo January 16, 2009