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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.
Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010
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Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)
"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."
by Charle Norris October 23, 2011
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Notification Effect

Entering an app with the intent of completing a task only to be distracted by the in-app notification. You then leave the app only to return again to try and accomplish your original task.
I went on Twitter to send a DM but I fell victim to the notification effect when I saw that little counter. Only once I closed the app did I remember what I originally needed to do.
by EdDaWord November 15, 2021
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Nonfictions

A more literary truefax..
Person a: Dude. That France? They make good biscuits.
Person b: Nonfictions.
by Kiddae January 14, 2009
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Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.
I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks
by Chuplis July 16, 2009
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Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.
Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.
by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019
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