Nonce aware

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.

That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause

by bigladtilly December 12, 2020

Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

Nochella

Going to Palm Springs and Indio, CA during the famous "Coachella" music festival... Purposefully without tickets... and attending all of the after-parties by either crashing, sneaking in, or properly RSVP-ing to the events.

Basically, the cheapskate way of attending Coachella and getting free shit.

"I saw Deadmau5 spin the Belve Lounge afterparty at Nochella this year."

"Fuck Coachella, I'm going to Nochella."

by nochellafella September 3, 2012

Ninch

A soft, grandparent- & child-tolerant, expletive used to express disappointment, frustration or surprise.

“As John’s knit shawl caught on the loose tree bark and began to unravel, Jared watched speechless in horror, while Dew screamed, “Oh, Ninch!”

by JerryMcGee August 16, 2019

Guzman nonce

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

Noich

1. Similar to "Awesome" or "Cool".

2. "Noich" can even possibly be related to an item of any sort.

3. Can replace "Ouch".

4. Replaces a swear word in pubilc.

1. Dude, i just bought the new Guitar Hero game!
Noich!

2. Hey, got the noich?

3. *punch in face* Noich!

4. Mother....Noich! or Son Of A Noich!

by JarheadJock December 13, 2007