From jakes pov
A girl named Ashlee acsidently leaned over and touched my dick while trying to pick up a pencil. She felt how hard I was and said,” meet me in the broom closet next to the bathrooms after lunch.” After lunch I go there and see Ashlee there wearing nothing but a black lacy bra. Her knickers have been thrown aside, there is a pink dildo in her hand and a wooden paddle next to her.” Come here daddy.” I get in and lock the door.” Have I been a bad girl?” I attaked her with my lips while I stick two fingers insincere of her. “ Oh Daddy!” This carries on for a few minutes and then I tell her to get in an all fours position and turn around. She does what I say and I get the paddle and dildo. I tease her with the dildo for a few minutes and she whimpers. “Daddy please!”

“Did I say you can talk” I say as I spank her with the paddle. One time. Then two. Then three. Then four. The- you can get the idea. I quickly undress and shove the dildo into her ass, giving her no warning. She screamed. “Oh daddy.” Then I shove my cock into her pussy. “ OH DADDY!” We fuck forcefully for how long and then quickly get dressed. Before leaving she turns to me and says” same time tomorrow.” And winks. “So it’s a plan.” It was the best sex in the world.
by JJdj April 25, 2019
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Joey had loved Monica for over 10 years now, and Monica was nearing to leave the country, forever.

On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.

Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.

Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.

"Wait..." Monica said.

Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.

Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.

Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.

Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.

Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.

Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.

"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And so he did.

And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.

Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.

And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
by A Guilty Man May 31, 2009
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When a bird has sex with a bee
"Son.. let me tell you about the birds and the bees"
*Dad explains*
"Any questions

Son:
"Yeah dad, why is the bird, having sex with the bee"
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"Hey, that guys hair is the sex..."
And...
"Gerard Way is the sex..."
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Natasha waited for her fiancee, Ian, to come home from a buisiness trip. She wore nothing but sheer lace. The door open and she moves to him. "You kept me waiting. You look tired, would you like a boost of energy?" He turns to close the door. She throws her arms around his neck launching them into a deep kiss. He winds his toned arms around her waist pullling her close. She feels the distintive lump in his pants. She moves one hand down and into his pants. She massages him until she feels him harden up, a low moan in his throat. He then pulls her up around his waist and walks to the bedroom. He throws her on the bed and rips off his shirt and pants and jumps on top of her kissing more urgently. He removes her top and throws it aside exposing her breasts, large and beautiful. They flip over, she moves down his toned body feeling what she was after. She removes his boxers to expose his 10 inch dick. She sticks all of him in her mouth, swallowing all he gives. When she finishes he plunges his dick into her, she gasps. He moves in and out with growing intensity. Her sighs turn to moans getting louder. "I NEED MORE! FASTER! HARDER! NEVER STOP!" she demands. She screams, when he finds her sweet spot. They burst into double orgasms. He moans, reaching down to kiss her. They burst through multiple orgasms with pleasure. They finally clean up, licking away all evidence. They then embrace eachother, waiting for tommorow. After all, it was only Friday night...
best sex ever.
by YourOrdinaryGirlNextDoor July 9, 2011
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When a man shoves his dick in your pussy, ass, or mouth. ;D
a few days ago i was at my friend Gavin's house. he's super hot and i was always into him, but because our parnets are friends, & he insisted that we were just friends, I was allowed to spend the night at his house. it was about 3:00 in the morning when i woke up to a soft moaning noise coming from the couch next to me. i opened my eyes slightly and saw him stroking a massive cock, it must have been at least 8 & 1/2 inches long. i took a deep breath and i could not take my eyes off of it. his eyes opened suddenly and met mine.
all of a sudden he smirked and said: "go ahead touch it. I know you want to. just do it." that was all the invitation i needed. i sat up, leaned over and wrapped my fingers around his thick hard penis. i gave it a tiny squeeze and he leaned his head back and sighed loudly. i slid my hand up the shaft and he groaned. then i leaned forward and licked his head a few times...he gasped, and this time i smirked. i got down on my knees in front of his couch and begin to like my way from top to bottom. i started at his lips and licked and kissed my way down his abs, all the way to the tip of his cock. he moaned loudly the entire time...his parents were in the other room, so i told him "you have to shhhh" with a sexy smile on my face.
i opened my mouth and acted like i was going to suck his dick but then went a farther back and took his testicles in my mouth. he cried out loudly and i came back up and kissed his mouth-hard. i told him, if this was going any further then we had to go in his room, cuz what i was going to do next would make him moan much louder than that. he then proceeded to carry me in his arms back to his room and threw me onto his bed. he climbed up in front of me, completely naked, and offered me that long, hard, dripping wet cock.
i leaned forward, kissed the tip, and took it into my mouth. i rolled my tongue around the tip, all the while tickling and rubbing his balls. i took a tiny quick nibble and he threw his head back and cried out: "ooohhhhh baby dont stop"
i began to bob my head back and forth now, and he moaned and wrapped his fingers and my hair.
"faster babyyy....faster please...ohhh yess. YEAHH" he groaned, and i felt his orgasm coming."i-, I'm cu-...cu-...ohh yess baby, yess caitlin baby your making me cum oh babe YEAH" he groaned in a deep voice. and with that he unleashed his load into my throat. I swallowed it all and sat up and looked at him. I had some of his semen on the cornor of my lips, and before i had the chance to get rid of it he leaned forward and licked it off; lapping around my mouth and then pushing me so i was laying down, and he was on top of me.he shuved his tongue into my mouth, and i sucked and nibbled it, all the while rubbing his still dripping cock. suddenly, he leaned back and grinned.


"Im going to repay you for that."
ecstatic, I sat up and pulled my dress-like t-shirt off, so that when i layed back down, i was wearing nothing but a lacy blue thong.
He reached underneath me, and slowly pulled my thong off. he gently spread my thighs and began to lick their inner. as i sighed with pleasure, he buried his face in my soaking wet, shaved pussy. i cried out as he tongued my dripping hole. he sucked and nibbled my clit and i moaned and clutched my hands in his hair. He resurfaced from in between my legs with some of my juice on his lips, which i immediately kissed and licked off. he kissed my passionately and moved his moth down to my chest, where he sucked my rock hard tits. I couldnt help but scream as he bit and sucked my left nipple gently, with three fingers in my pussy and the fourth rubbing my swollen clit. He removed his fingers, returned his face to my dripping cunt, and licked and sucked his way to my huge orgasm. he lapped up the juices off my pussy then he shoved his tongue in my mouth and i helped him drink my juices. after that we just couldn't handle the excitement, he whispered in my ear. "you okay?" I replied "yeah baby lets go!". i had a ferocious look in my eye which made him moan, i bit my lip then closed my eyes, and before i could open them i had already felt his hard cock in my steaming pussy, throbbing wildly. he was pushing so hard yet so slow, and i felt him deep, deep down inside me. i was moaning quietly until he started stabbing my pussy with his cock, then i was screaming in a pillow. i sighed, "gimme more! please more!" then he took his cock out and i asked "why'd you stop?" he replied "turn around". So i did just that. once i was laying on my stomach i turned my head to ask why but he was already about to ram his cock in my ass. "oh god, oh god, yess baby mmmm!" i said. I saw he was working up a sweat so after a few more minutes i took his dick out of my pussy, threw him down, got on top of him and grinding his cock in my wet hole. he grabbed onto my ass and said "oh jeez ohh!" he threw his head back in pleasure and exclaimed, "I'm going to cum! Wh...Where do you want it baby?" i said in a fierce sexy voice, "i want your cum inside me baby please!" "damn your sexy, babe mmmm" he said.

"OHHH!" we both screamed as we reached orgasm at the same time. i felt his warm juices inside me. he took his cock out and i licked off our juices. we started kissing passionately and soon after fell asleep holding hands.
by sexybitchmama August 27, 2009
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