nette

Nete is someone who gets all their jokes from internet. Nette doesn't spend much time outside

-I saw that joke in tumblr. She copied it.
-Maybe she's a nette.

by Dead frog June 19, 2017

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

nettelbladt

when a gay guy sticks his dick in all the taco ingrediants then fucks a lesbian in the upstairs house of a ghandi mart

the guy bought his meat and dipped his dick in it then had a nice nettelbladt with a lebian in her house over a ghandi mart

by jon wasley January 7, 2010

netter

A person of questionable intelligence or an act of stupidty.
See also corky

He pulled a real netter by stepping in front of the bus.

by Dennis October 21, 2004

Nettext

Internet text messaging. Specializing in browser to website text messaging.

If a website has a nettext button, you can click it and send a quick message to that website. (See nettext.me)

by webmasterm July 29, 2011

nettertubes

What the Internet is made of.

You're clogging your nettertubes with torrenting massive amounts of pr0n, and THAT'S why your Netflix resolution looks like a Nintendo 64 for fuck sake.

by Klendathu_Jones July 19, 2016