Nimrod

An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.

Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor

by adamzan September 02, 2007

nimrod

karl jacobs

“have you ever heard of karl jacobs?”
“you mean the nimrod??”

by penises123 November 14, 2020

nimrod

A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 03, 2007

Nimrod

Fucking dicked with no friends

He a nimrod a retard

by Ben re tar f September 08, 2016

Nimrod November

November is just a month full of nimrods.

"It's Nimrod November!"

by cryingintheclub December 08, 2020

NIMROD VISHALL

NIMROD VISHALL WHO IS SRILANKAN BOY WHO WILLBE GRAT REVOLLUTION IN SRILANKAN CRICKET HISTORY .HIS FRIEND PREETHI WOULD BE MAIN TO HIS SUCCESS

BRAVE AS NIMROD VISHALL

by QUOTES DAILY December 06, 2021

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse December 20, 2017