by WeeedBear July 29, 2021
Get the hot messy nessymug. A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
by Feicstur November 29, 2024
Get the Messy Nessiemug. The most gorgeous woman in the world. Her eyes are captivating, that face is also the cutest ever. And her body is so f*cking sexy you can't even believe it. She is the woman you'll want for yourself, bc her heart is the biggest and her soul is the kindest. She is simply amazing.
Nessy is the most beautiful
by gerrrrike August 22, 2024
Get the Nessymug. When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
Get the Messy Nessiemug. Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
"Nessie is on the rocks again"
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
by Someoneotherthannessie1 February 4, 2021
Get the Nessiemug. by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
Get the Bowl Nessiemug.