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Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."
Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
by No Hemingway May 21, 2020
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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.
by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008
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Desperate student

A desperate student is a student struggling in class. Normally he's having difficulties understanding the course materials, or having difficulties complete the assignments.

The consequences are he (she) become desperate, he starting to disturb other students and become paranoid, irritated.
"The Desperate student is crazy in his seat"

"I see, he's freaked out"
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Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.
"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"
by Kewball June 5, 2005
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Desperate Housewives

Probably the most unrealistic tv show ever, were about five people die in one year on just one street. but that's the fun of it :)
Desperate Housewives

there has been a tornado, a hostage situation, a plane crash, many suicides.
someone has managed to gain his sight after been blind
someone decided to wake up a lesbian
but we all love it :)
by Buckle1234 June 27, 2010
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Desperate

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.
Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"
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Neopirate

A new breed of pirate designed to slaughter all imbecile ninjas.
"Did you see the neopirate kick that ninja's ass the other day?"

" Ya dude he totally got owned!"
by The Westward Hoes June 18, 2007
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