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Negative Loan

When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.
Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.
by Jiraiya's Soul March 22, 2009
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Negative Planetariums

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
by bladzes October 4, 2009
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Negative camber

The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged
"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"

-no what did he get?

"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"

-that's pretty queer
by Number Juan two May 9, 2014
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The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....
Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!
by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010
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Negative Flow

The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.
Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.
by SAHS June 5, 2009
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double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +
An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"
by PWS27 July 3, 2017
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Type O Negative

Singing in voices that could be described as Satan after the cable TV gets cut off and Ozzy after realizing he's not on cable TV anymore, Type O offer all types of slow, crushing anthemic tunes that deal with things that are never too happy. Something tells me you could feed these guys Prozac and they still wouldn't have a brighter day. They'd complain about sunburn. Music for bats, for sure.
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Some guys have all the luck--just that it's all bad. In the glass half-empty or half-full dilemma, the fellas in Type O are the type to simply break the glass and say it wasn't worth keeping anyway. The kind of guys high-school guidance counselors look over at and figure if they can just send them over to Vo-Tech without too much hassle (in other words, without them killing anyone), then great! Another successful guided tour out of high school.
by Swatkowski November 22, 2003
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