Hyphenated-Names

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012

Name Drop Violation

When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.

Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

Dumb Name

An absolute mad lad that will walk in a straight line on a block game for hours everyday to prove it.

Dude #1: Hey, have you seen that guy who's walking to the Farlands in Minecraft?
Dude #2: Yes I have!... but he has a Dumb Name.
5 years from now
Dude #1: Hey when did you get together with your gf and made it official?
Dude #2: Back when Dumb Name was walking to the Nether Farlands

by  kiss-my-axe May 24, 2021

shipper name

A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.

Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?

Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.

Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.

Guy 2: Haha sick bro.

by Teddyhugs21 August 18, 2014

The 99 Names of Trump

TRUMP…
The Aberration
The Amateur
The Assclown
The Belligerent
The Big Number
The Blemish
The Blight
The Blunder
The Buffoon
The Calamity
The Cluster Fuck
The Con Artist
The Conceited
The Cruel Joke
The Curse
The Darkest Chapter

The Debaser
The Deceitful
The Deceiver
The Deception
The Defiler
The Degrader
The Delusional

The Disgrace
The Dishonourable
The Disingenuous
The Disreputable
The Dolt
The Dunce
The Duplicitous
The Egregious
The Embarrassment
The Erratic
The Error
The Exaggerator
The Failure
The Falsifier
The Fraudulent
The Fruitless
The Hoax
The Immoral
The Impersonator
The Impostor
The Impotent
The Inadequate
The Inarticulate
The Incoherent
The Ineffective
The Inept
The Infirmed
The Injector

The Insecure
The Irrational

The Lamentable
The Laughingstock
The Liar
The Little Emperor
The Ludicrous
The Machiavellian

The Maladroit
The Meltdown
The Misguided
The Mistake
The Narcissist
The Nefarious
The Obscene
The Obtuse
The Orange One
The Outburst
The Pantomime
The Paroxysm
The Pathetic

The Perfidious
The Piteous
The Pitiful
The Plague
The Pretender
The Republican’s Revenge On Planet Earth
The Scourge
The Sham
The Shameful
The Shitlord
The Smudge
The Stain
The Swindle
The Tantrum
The Tragicomedy
The Train Wreck
The Treacherous
The Unbalanced
The Unhinged
The Unjust
The Unpredictable
The Unstable
The Vainglorious
The Vexatious
The Violation
The Volatile
The Whited Sepulchre

Around the world Donald Trump is believed to have 99 Names, known as The 99 Names Of TRUMP. They are also called The 99 Attributes Of Trump. Ivan IV Vasilyevich (1530-1584) of Russia had only one additional name- The Terrible. Donald Trump of the USA has 99.

by RCV211V May 1, 2020

club name

The name you give to creepy losers who hit on you when you're out on the town with your friends and you don't want to give out your real name.

It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".

Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"

Marie: "Ummm...AMY."

LATER...

Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"

Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."

by Marie16 May 10, 2010

Is my name Jim?

Is my name Jim? Nah it’s not, but you’re acting like a Jim if you looked this up.

Someone said that they were selling haribos for £2.50.
“Am I buying that, is my name Jim?”

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018