oh my goodness valentine 

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

oh my goodness valentine by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag by anonymous December 29, 2020

bullet for my valentin 

Fucking awesome band from the uk, long live rock!!!

Rock Fan: hey man did u see bullet for my valentine's new vid tears don't fall,
Hardcore Rock Fan: yeh man they are fucking awesome!

bullet for my valentin by Samba! May 27, 2008

Mrvalentine 

a man who sends a valentine card to every woman he knows hoping he will score ... If he sends out 100 valentine cards he hopes one will stick

Can you believe Mrvalentine sent out 100 valentines cards to 100 woman hopeing he would score with one of those women

Mrvalentine by jjwhite0222 February 5, 2010