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stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot
person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

have a seat my son 

A father telling his son to have a seat
"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

Pin in my son 

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.
That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson
Pin in my son by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

Not In My Son Syndrome 

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.
Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.

Please stop harassing my son on facebook 

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

Un-ass my son

When your son possesses particular notoriety and you find it difficult to manage unsolicited individuals attempting to attach themselves to your son as if they share a mutual acquaintance and/or he is reciprocating such admiration; all while his mother is present, observantly understanding the situation and knowing when to utilize the folding chair supplied by the venue to advise an individual to demonstrate respect.
These bitches better un-ass my son!
Un-ass my son by MamaNanc April 13, 2026