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Brown Musket 

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.
Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

Crimetown Musketloader 

When you shove your dick in another guys dick hole and cum in it then he cums back on you with the double the load.
Sup tugeye? What do you say about a quick Crimetown Musketloader.

Buff the Musket 

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.
"I buff the musket almost daily."
Lean defined muscles as the result of hard labour, as opposed to the the larger "pumped up" muscular look which results from going to the gym or intense body building.
Jimmy the carpenter has some intense muskles.
Muskles by bkde June 18, 2011

gummy musket 

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
gummy musket by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017