A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

by mushroommushroom May 2, 2007

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.
2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.
3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.
2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.
3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.
He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.
by irritus December 1, 2004

by hehe sonia <3.. February 10, 2010

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)
by alistar May 13, 2005

by Ashiezorz September 3, 2007
