A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.
by CharlesVA August 05, 2006
by mushroommushroom April 24, 2007
by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005
1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.
2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.
3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.
2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.
3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.
He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.
by irritus December 02, 2004
by hehe sonia <3.. February 11, 2010
A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)
by alistar March 12, 2005
by Ashiezorz August 27, 2007